Friday, February 29, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Ejaculating During Wax
It took the birthday of their good toPASTRO to revive the Thursday tradition of magic sweet, long and euphoric general destruction. And as always, the Bar does not fail to Italy to be the scene of these long-forgotten food and wine events, whom I had not seen so many elephants happy and carefree wandering among the tables, revered and pampered by everyone here!
Here are some nice moments of the evening:
slowly and inexorably on, the football did the rest! After deftly removed from the control of a group of amateurs, who had gone out to smoke, leaving a full set of balls, took control of our minds engaging in matches last reversed and brogues! The tension was sky for each match, because the participants knew what they were facing: in fact, local tradition has it that anyone who loses to 6-0, in addition to being mocked and insulted with the most colorful insults, must necessarily pass under the football between the songs sung for the special occasion for all the spectators (with the usual unknown obviously filming the whole)!
The evening ended with a 6-0 third well and nobody ... but nobody has been spared ... uh ... yeah ... yeah maybe for a possible comparative ink! Problems under the table to be incompatible with the belly its height ... ahahahahahah!
And after having overindulged as he could, he chased a high number of dangerous and wild elephants, you sweat seven shirts to carpiopalma challenges and for some also have exploring the remote area below the best of football ... what a good "coffee-milk ice to digest it all and combine the best sleep?? Well, all ovvimente prepared by two very experienced hands (but do not want to be recognized).
PS To tell the truth is right to point out that the return of the group of amateur football, he was soon made with the same set of balls available ... mmmmm ... maybe a two fewer ... ;-)
Saturday, February 16, 2008
How To Wear Saree For Petite
Yet it is not so difficult to understand. The problem is that children believe in the great speeches and a great time, she takes it in turn deceiving children. "Life has a meaning and adults to keep it" is the universal lie that everyone is forced to believe. As adults, when we realize that is not true, it is too late. The mystery remains, but all energy is gone by time wasted in stupid activities. You just have to try to anesthetize, hiding the fact we can not give meaning to our lives and deceiving our children to try to convince ourselves better.
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Yes here now wants to bring a run up episode during the first poule match that saw the promotion Altletico meet the leaders of Rovigo.
In the early stages of the match, more or less at the end of the first quarter, the match report of the guard-wing shooter known as Framarin, still marked a skimpy 0 out of 3 from the arc of 6.25.
The coach decides to call a minute for a quick technical advice and to encourage the team to keep the intensity up to that point demonstrated in the field. Before the end of time-out is aimed explicitly at Framarin with the following words:
"Oh Ju quiet ... they were all good shots ... we were ..."moment of suspension ... ...
"Ok, change to Ans ... Ju ..."Framarin seems ... the babble something to look shocked, partly by raising his hand ...
"Ah .................... thank you ..."witnessed the scene, the good Mozzu all'intrepido Albertini and nothing else to do but look in disbelief and then think that the best thing is to laugh like crazy wild look on poor Framarin who was already meditating revenge, of course, followed freewheel the rest of the team!
The coach did not detect any abnormality and was not suspicious of anything ... almost did not notice anything!
Thanks coach!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Rashes On The Eyebrow
you feel tired and exhausted in order to sustain an entire workout, maybe that's midweek just after the athletic and do not know how to skip?
Do not worry, this is the right to go straight to class from the playground without arousing the slightest suspicion!
Um, I know that the second lesson already taught this kind of tricks might seem premature, but we must face the reality: the understanding of the coach in front of the usual justifications futile in their absence from training, is gradually failing more!
So I do not recommend that you use the same excuses, that many times I can also be embarrassing after a few dozen times, including fever, headache, sore throat and all the various ills and possible, gagotto lightning, accident others, my accident, last-minute drill, a mix of studio, late at work, travel abroad for work, evening work, replacement of the head in some kind of conference at 20.00 because it committed itself randomly ... maybe in some distant city, so even if I would not make it never to return, angry fog, snow storm, sand storm, tornado, locusts attack, airplane hijacking in which I was returning, taken hostage by the hour 12.00 for bank robbery, loss of all mobile phone numbers as well as possibly the phone, and so on and so forth!
I'm not saying that all these might be valid, even (perhaps some please avoid it)! But can be used, one or two of your choice, for the first two absences ... but then you need something more advanced moooooolto not to arouse the sleeping dog and that still does not bark ...
So here you are the pearl of the pearls on:
Well you my dear, I really felt right: the technique is to start training, warming up in agility, stretching in peace and then continue with the usual routine of exercises across the board! But here is here that the greatest happiness, when you feel like that is the best time after an hour of training, TEEEEEEKKKKKK! What succedde?
"Oh no, let's hope it's nothing serious ..." think all your friends, including coach, unaware of your diabolical plan ... and you will be clearly on the ground simulating a resounding cramp in the calf (or any other body part, I still recommend the calf given the frequency with which it occurs !) As evidenced by the pictures, while in the throes of excruciating pain, you will immediantamente relief from the entire team! There will in fact:
- imboccherà with those who will quench your thirst and salt to rehydrate the muscle contract,
- genorosamente who will hand you your sweatshirt at mo 'cushion to allow for a position more comfortable on the floor (of course also be fed better)
- who with his brute force but try to relax and get you checked the calf (NB you will have to be understood that the cramp is real, then you have to tackle the job healing of the latter by the movement opposed to his)
- who will try to give you the best advice to pass as soon as your pain that torments him too,
- who at the end of your agony on the ground via hand you a hand and help you get up so as not to be back to square one again and having to sweat seven shirts to try to ririlassare a calf rimarmificato,
- who will be filming all from real donkey and, among other things later,
while the rest of the team will assist you morally and verbally, urging them not to give up and hold on to that soon it's all over! It may also happen that your coach apprehensive about your condition, is to care lovingly, trying to keep the leg and the knee stops or simply clutching his hand tightly, looking at me with his sweet eyes!
Guys, if this happens ... your mission can be considered finished!
As a conclusion, then you can say that you have always been subject to conditions such and in this way you are automatically insured the option to skip a workout again if you like (not too soon though, I recommend).
NB For more advice on how to make it even more realistic your cramp, do not hesitate to contact me! Will give you a number of "food and beverages to be taken, which will contribute to its sudden occurrence ... the estimated time of 5 days of the order!
PS Any reference to previous posts and only reason!
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Good Love Picnik Quotes
Very well, it is now time to begin to give some advice to all new, but also for some time, for baskettari improve all the best in the field and outside (the outside also make reference to the rest of the blog)!
begin immediately with a movie that takes certain phases of the game, where you may notice a burning penetration nothing short of a note-wing guard Vicenza (all is played in slow motion to allow a better understanding of the dynamics of the various movements and the technique of the player), a cut on the bottom with subsequent incursion into the area and jump shot falling back slightly in your face defender always the same, and finally his no-look pass for a flight to mate perfectly free in that corner could only bag, thanks to the selflessness shown not to pull straight!
These three movements, their speed of execution, are therefore also more commonly called: QUICK MOVE!
To compensate for all this speed, other changes have been incorporated optimal feature but a bit 'slower, other members of the same team! In the final survey, as well as a "Faid-away" (???) perfectly executed by the number 10 Buffa, including the ringleaders of Jader good ... which is also reproduced in slow motion to fully enjoy all the shades!
everyone will wonder why the movie plays only a free throw by the number 8 Pedrollo ... I state: it is not a free throw awarded after a foul, and field goal! So where is over the second? It was blatantly wrong? Mah!
NB Please note ever at number 8, of a successful challenge by the guard-wing Vicenza electrocuted! Having smoked it without any doubt his direct opponent, he is entitled now to a lavish and delicious fish dinner ... just a shame that the whole is not finished with a dunk of the past, that would match the most tasty animals or less sguizzanti excellent Champagne!
Friday, February 8, 2008
What Colour Rug For Orange
Here we have an exclusive, in very exceptional cases some shots posted here in drafting a notorious paparazzo gambellarese, of which we do not want to name for privacy reasons.
We can see in "Black Ans" the passion of his brother "White Ans" for basketball that led him to play at good levels ... in fact we think that past studies of White Ans have been fully supported by financial help of his brother, who wanted him to realize his dream he had since child ... meet Vieri and Del Piero to Cepu!
It seemed right then restore the innate talents of Black Ans, which allowed him to get so high and to help the dear brother. Here is a sketch of a pretty game Recently, he has seen Black Ans protagonist of a suffocating defense on the opposing team's striker (dowry apparently the two have in common) and a resounding break to play catch!
NB Confirmation of brotherhood between the two was given to us by wearing shoes that both: the legendary SOLDIER, which are thought to be an ancient family heirloom, handed down from generation to generation since the dawn of basketball!
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er ... as a result of reports pervenutemi recently, something must be editing the rule, that with appropriate modifications becomes:
- not remember to be the world's first all
- mon too drunk to remember to have the 4th,
- not remember dancing like a idiot imitating the dances of others,
- not remember having met a certain Renato and to be his was also nice,
- do not remember having tried to buy the DJ with 50 € you why did 7 other Long Island,
- not even remember not being able to write a web address (who knows which one) and, among other things you wrote so ... obscene,
- not remember the amount paid in cash,
- not remember every road traveled,
- not remember all those fine speeches were made and especially those made for clearance to take you,
- not remember having eaten a huge kebab,
- think I paid for everything you and acknowledge a dear friend that he dodger money when in fact someone else had paid for everything,
- impersonate an alien who is enjoying the night in Verona, sure of not being recognized, thanks to your perfect cadence London
- not remember eating a croissant giant, and they were even scolded by briosharo for voice too high,
- not remember having done their needs across the road where it was situated briosharo,
- not remember having tried to invite anyone to your house to eat the salami,
- taking sleep 1 millisecond after they got in the car and Essert magically awakened as if by magic, the first in a highway realizing how idiot you are, and then in your bed the next morning to the end by realizing that you're just a jerk, but especially
:
- not remember to have been renamed, following a vision of an identity card with a cute nickname (not shown here but we want to avoid che il cerebroleso autore di questa serata venga riconosciuto) da un certo Galanda ed un certo Schulze!!!
- you can't remeber that you are still on this world,
- you can't remeber that you drunk also the 4th one,
- you can't remeber that you danced like a stupid boy, imitating other dancer,
- you can't remeber that you knew Renato,
- you can't remeber that you tried to buy the Dj with 50€ to have another 7 Long Island,
- you can't remeber that you wasn't able to write a simple web address,
- you can't remeber how much you payed at the exit,
- you can't remeber ever road crossed,
- you can't remeber every speeches, in particular those to that joke of you,
- you can't remeber that you ate a kebab,
- you can think to have payed everything and accused your friend to have stolen your money,
- you can think to be an English boy thanks to your perfect English,
- you can't remeber that you ate an huge brioches,
- you can't remeber that you done something on a wall along a road...,
- you can't remeber that you tried to invite everybody at your home to eat pig,
- you can sleep after 1 millisecond that you was in the car and wake up, before near your car thinking that you are a stupid, and then nel morning after sure that you are a stupid,
but, over all:
- you can't remeber that you was renamed, after watching your identity card, with a nice nick (that we can't post here because the autor of this night don't want to be recognized), by someone named Galanda and someone named Schulze!!!
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Thanks for the nice and pleasant evening coach Zilio, Buffino, Boscagin, Galand, Schulze, everyone had heard or bothered by having fun and especially the one known which by Friday night has a new nickname ... sensational as well as inspiration for this post ... SS ... that is "always been calm ..."!
;-) PS still unknown two shady characters that appear sull'estrama left, they only know that one of them the question: "Where are you from?" replied: "I'm from Verona !"... and the other at point-blank question:" Are you smoking?? "replied:" Nou! "despite the obvious cigarette in hand.
PPS Gek ... fear not ... salami with garlic coming!
PPPS I think ;-) someone here has no physical ... mmmmmmmmmmmm! Ahahahahah ;-)
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
An Essay On Perennialism Education
on Tuesday to BirraCrua very very fat! Known local Vicenza that has seen its food and wine and especially intellectual renaissance, with new management Zara-Kappa! The combination resulted in the high villages of Vicenza illustrious characters, such as business entrepreneurs, models, and researchers, as well as players and coaches of the more famous basketball teams! In the images that follow you will be offered a slide of the sophisticated clientele that frequents this local elite.
The anniversary is celebrated, as I think you understand, was the last carnival and BirraCrua had organized a nice evening-dress! Among those present I was dressed as a Junior, from Paul Zilio, by Simone Buffa, Martin Marcello and Marcello from Martina! They also reported, however, a group of indianine, a subspecies of the ghost (K), members of Clockwork Orange, a cripple, a nice suoretta (referred to below mmmmmmmmmm. .. we have a shot stolen) and a sensational dancer, we do not know very much and we could not recognize! If someone were to recognize the images do not hesitate to contattarami because I think I have stolen my heart!
The evening was articulated by the high content of DIALOGUE-intellectual cult and the usual buckets of beer! Usual? What I meant was that by tantooooo not seen so much beer! And not a beer but if you own: LITTLE CROSS HILL, or for the more ignorant the Montecrocetta that, with its smooth and delicate taste and its alcohol content low, accompanied us throughout the evening doing in the world that we penetrate in very deep bench in the discourses with which we kept!
it appropriate for an hour, good Marcello with great clarity, he allowed the audience and gave a display of his innate artistic talent pericolossimi sneaking in rich circus numbers of plot twists that have literally electrified the audience at the conclusion that the number has exploded in a roar of screams and applause! Grande Marco!
And put them to cook clu reached the point of this discussion! Yes, it will now try to uncover the elusive hidden identity of the dancer that is the prize for best mask of the evening! Here it is in all its beauty while plowing with theatrical grace the counter:
PS I just also note the presence of a new waiter, who has slipped through you do not know what twisted blackmail and trickery, between Personal BirraCrua! This is a character that maybe many of you know but I will not mention his name here, I just initials: AG to which that night, excited as ever, I had made my first order, his heart was beating really strong ! They were the chicken nuggets! Disappeared into thin air, has reappeared after a few hours with the croquettes! At that, note the dramatic error shown him, he said that the chicken was over! Ahahahahahahah! The problem has been solved in the best possible way with a little cross hill offer! Ahahahahahaha!
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Soulsilver Freezes On Emulator
What better way to conclude a successful first phase of the league if not celebrating ............................... ..... the BIRTHDAY OF FILIPINO ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Recurrence among other things, falls right in your Bean to coincide with the last game of the preliminary stage! I would say great!
And to make matters worse, increase the adrenaline and excitement for the pending general, one is made of half a extra time on the nice score of 66-66, which made us wait for a while 'the fateful post-match!
the final whistle, dispersion of the team and in the shower drain! Everyone seems to have disappeared! Oh God! But strangely miracle ... .. we all come together by Andrea ... known native fan Vicenza DOC, as well as a bar manager and former Atletico player.
Very well then, the guests begin to take a stand and literally imbudarsi of everything edible they could find around, everything still seems to be quiet ... oh, well ...
arrival of Floppino, general roar and screams of joy with a song Happy Birthday (sung dismally). Now our hero realizes that something does not go, he disappears for a moment to reappear with a myriad of pitchers of beer to quell a dryness of mouth is not indifferent. They could of course miss all kinds of snacks and sensational giant stuffed toast ... all obviously poleverizzato and brushed by those present.
not a number is not well known and pitchers arrive dried, seemed to have returned to Meas ... but what happens?? Fear rises Wire ... ... ... disappears ... general concern seems to never come to see it ... someone thinks near the bench! But here is here! It's coming back! All stared in disbelief ... gaping mouths everywhere! But yes ... it is really true and just had the certainty aware of what was to happen except for a merciful song:
"COCA ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAVANA, HAVANA COCA's the end! Shortly thereafter, begins to get a flurry of pitchers of that magic and much vaunted trupudio substance between the general shouts of joy, tears of emotion (brain) and are generally missing. Obviously they are not certainly missed tournaments and challenges of "dry" even better known to insiders as "time zero" as soon as you have the official results will be distilled and to the overall prize winner will go on ... ... a coca havana!
ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, COCAAAAAA AVANAAAAAAAA ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Ehm ... of course all this has had consequences ... read more that it had them! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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In late evening the transformation is complete ... I'm the Hulk! 8 - \\
Here are some pictures of the beautiful evening:
Happy birthday again
Floppino nice!
PS wire ... excuse me if I know the kissing row! ;-)