Sunday, November 30, 2008

Hijab Scarves For Women

Lesson 3: How to Jump Game: Learn the art e. .. Big

... put it aside of course! And that is what apparently made good Simone Buffa! Apparently a frequent visitor of my blog has learned the tricks of the trade to which, already some time ago, I decided to share. Yes, remember the post much acclaimed "Lesson 2: How to Jump Training ..."?!?!?!?! The good Simon, after months and months of mental and physical preparation, he decided to practice what they learned even surpassing his master, but not limited to mere training, transforming it into "Lesson 3: How to Jump Game ..."!!! Our hero was in fact simulated a dramatic accident during the last game, that after having scored the first points, he saw the main output from the field with sudden pain and obvious concern for his safety by all! After the first medical attention the ice has been his constant companion for the rest of the game. As a good observer and critic I now want to show you the care that has meant that none of what has sospettatto:
  • prior to the accident Simone had scored his first points and was preparing to make the other;
  • has called immediately obvious signs of change by not more than I can do;
  • came out limping noticeably;
  • during the brief visit to the doctor simulated pain and told this as if it were true (evidently had previously documented the symptoms when he then went to simulate);
  • has always held the ice
  • has kept its limp after the game.
Mission accomplished! Grandissimoooooooo Simo! :-D

PS I would encourage all readers to compare the date of this post with that of the previous post ... on holiday in Palma the next day you say? Yeah yeah ... the very next day ... mmmmm ... sounds like the rule applied to perfection! :-)

PSS Seriously ... Best wishes for a speedy recovery Simo.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

What Kind Of Panty Hos Should I Get For Veins

Palma's Party

Here we are telling time of the event, sponsored by any means of communication ... the guest list is impressive, about 500 are in fact the starting blocks ready to lead the dance, came from virtually all over the Veneto and not by any means: machine , taxi, bus, helicopter ... Ready
away then, is part ... all invited to the Big Party Palma's fresh ... fresh out of college with his 12 other colleagues have fueled the stock of alcoholic evening ... not really negligible. Even if the arrival is not the best under a deluge not indifference among puddles and mud traps everywhere, at the entrance to Villa Radis one can not be dragged into an overwhelming festive atmosphere!
With two benches installed within the drinks there and comes in four quattrotto the drink of the evening: the "FUEL VODKA"! (Any reference to gasoline is purely causal). Atmosphere with soft lighting (practically not seen na mina), electronic music at full volume and the presence of well-known characters do the rest el the game and done! Dancing, laughing, joking, talking, Sparla, sways, stumbles yes no yes spring, we imbalba, n'altro bit 'hip turns away and so on and so forth, and all thanks the legendary, amazing, fabulous, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious .......................................... ...." petrol vodka!



A big thanks to the good that this time Salma has done really done!
:-) Thanks also to all his colleagues, new graduates for the beautiful night!

Ah, of course a special thanks to the vodka ......................" fuel "the new drink of 2009! Yeah! :-D

PS All the photos on my Facebook page!

Toh goes there ... add this clip remix of the previous

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Romantic Picnik Quotes

The kebabs day

about 13:15 pm, the guests begin to arrive ready to launch, without hiding a bit 'of emotion, in the banquet lucculiano he would have expected a little later! Each new arrival was
increasing the total count of beverage: moving from the excellent new wines to the most lethal barricaded for a complex task than a dozen drafts good sign! The small grids are already installed and operational, and their blasters are ready on the starting blocks, intent to burn more coals as possible! But still missing the protagonists of the day ... the kebabs! But beware ... the adrenaline up ... the eager eyes met ... a voice hails them ... and here they are to the point of fainting, finalmenti appear notorious kebabs ... known someone who observes them already foaming at the mouth, still unknown to someone else who looks on with admiration mystical! But is it really a spot on, no time to wake you from this mirage, the cooks are at work in the area, meticulous as ever! The blood is in their eyes, and everyone pulls out the most unexpected and amazing culinary techniques, to assume that all'arrosticino idyllic taste that only a select few have the opportunity to enjoy! There also were the secret ingredients, especially one in particular, which we have here a slide which has resulted Zilio good to win the scepter of "Best kebabs cooker" ... skewers so golden, soft, delicious and tasty if not had ever seen! Here is the content of the ingredient is still unknown to us:

And as our chefs turn out, also take off the challenge of the day everyone had previously said the number of skewers that have been able to mogul, who more because of the effects of meat regardless of the weather would bring, who less because they are still fearful of what might seem as inept in the eyes of a nice tidbit! And then the challenge begins ... the plates are filled and emptied at a rate not exciting, and who is quick to dry mouth often remains until the next out of the oven! And on the wings of enthusiasm, including a glass of good wine and the other, are starting to accumulate trophies to everyone ... the mythical giant toothpick carrying the kebabs and will be a key element in the final count! Here are some pictures of the highlights:



The dead on the table now begin to add up: empty plates everywhere, bottles lifeless, spikes collected and protected from theft by any means which could jeopardize the ultimate victory! But here at the climax, when no one expected more by now, Professor Zilio makes his entrance in the auditorium after hours of grueling cooking is the time of the report cards! Scoreboard decreed that whoever passed the test and kebabs will then reappear at the next comp. and who will be sadly postponed to next day kebabs, unless his performance has been so blatantly outrageous that it deserves a sound rejection from him!
And then here they are, written by himself, impeccably (also available by clicking the qu with comments):
As promised, after the meetings on Friday, here are the transcripts relating to the 'arrrosticino day ":
1) Giuliari: 30 states, get to 25 but with a master stroke, when the final count was about to be sent back, eat it and 2 on the plate for almost an hour with a zero time worthy of the best promoted by jj ... a 6 1 / 2 estimation (underpinned by the performance against Conegliano only a couple of hours later)
2) Puccetto: 30 states, get to 25 but to avoid being sent a copy of whole cloth the scene of his predecessor Julius and earns promotion with a skimpy enough
3) Hood: Back from coupling to New York-Miami says Ramadan, and a miserable 20 (quota threshold between man and woman) .. . we hardly get to eat one nearly almost frozen on the gong ... promoted reserve since his debut with a surprising trentello in July ... to retest
4) Crestani: strong debut of 35 states to 40 ... when the count reaches 35 x level playing field ... then he is granted the same opportunities and Giulio Pucci and he took advantage ... 6 skimpy well below its opportunity to retest him ... even
5 ) Alice: confirmation ... 20 states and reaches us in relax despite the less than perfect physical condition ... finish with a slice of tiramisu masterfully prepared by Carla ... vote 8 1 / 2 (considering that he has eaten as K)
6) JJ is a revelation to her ... declares onset unaware of the effects of 30 days after a bit ... 'hesitant at first, as its CHARACTERISTICS, party like a diesel engine and comes out in the long run ... when everyone is now ko he smells blood in the head to head with Elijah and surprises everyone with an incredible 38 ... 9 ... a vote there could be no better debut
7) Elisa: she declares onset 5 to 9 ends, and incredibly, led by the hand from his boyfriend ... 7 vote (the amount is quite small)
8) Bosch presents with his hand in plaster and a long idle motor reaches 22 ... enough to relax, then throws in the towel ... 7 Prediction and past performance (as Cook)
9) Henry: 20 states and reaches' goal without any trouble voting ... 6
10) Luca Barban: 30 states and expert in the field reaches the predetermined amount ... also as a cook deserves a special appreciation ... vote 7 1 / 2 (half a point for everything that has been drinking)
11) Alex Acuna: supplier of kebabs (huge and very good), 30 states, a good start with the first taste, you lose a bit 'in chat (although prepares bruschetta moving) ... in the frantic final is found at an altitude of 25 and with a final sprint Cipollini makes it worthy of the best belly in 5 others to avoid being sent back ... 7 vote (especially for bruschetta).
12), the undersigned: 25 declares a peaceful space to give to others ... after a delayed start thumb, under continuous attack from Zara, ready to lead in any situation to sponsor other chefs ... a bit after a first batch ' burned, out of the masterpieces approved unanimously by those present (incredibly well by the "partisan" Zara) ... I got to 33 in voting ... relax ... x 7 for those eaten cooked let others decide ...
13) Claudius deserves a 9 because she gives me a big hand (turns out most of the kebabs level that earned him the title of "chef Journal of kebabs) and because it takes a wine stratospheric
14) Carla: his tiramisu is always a guarantee and she deserves a 9
15) Ilaria: boldly declares 15 but, perhaps influenced by the proximity (too much) of its "cavalier" Zara, do not even reach the double figures, earning a shortage that will force him to repair next time ... 5 1 / 2 of encouragement
16) Zara ... and painful ... we are the notes with his usual state sbruffonaggine 50 + relax ... unfortunately think that an open shame to eat, in addition to not fill the glasses of others (but only his own) and give commands to the end ... Luke recognizes the goodness of my kebabs but the meter is stuck at 30 (even of glasses I know) ... so very far from its goal, despite a despicable attempt to steal other people's ... painful sticks his final statement ... "I have not got to 50 because I was afraid that others will not have to eat "... for the record I have advanced a score over 50 to be cooked and cooked ... vote 3 (maybe next time if you invite Nigel Steppney who steals other we can get to 50) ...
Greetings to all ... thanks for this beautiful day and we update for the next "skewers day" ...

I think they just said it all! We conclude with some pictures and considerations:

This was the pasta that we see a lot have gone like hot cakes.

Here we see a fly with careless arrogance and thrown into the wine of good Bosca conceded deserve the consequences ... paralysis!

launch a riddle, the winner will be entitled to participate in the kebabs next day: Who is this character that despite the injuries right limb has learned to skillfully use the left, in view of the event, for not be disadvantaged nell'abbuffamento general?

then Mr. Crestani be noted that after a performance with a capital P, at the time of tiramisu (excellent tiramisu for which we thank wholeheartedly Mrs. Carla) showed ... an obvious difficulty when reaching the extreme of trying to pouring out half a slice that was left to his beloved, but he politely refused, leaving the poor Elijah in the worst situation: not being able to finish a cake! ! Sweets that feeds habitually!
Good Framarin instead pulverizes all stealing even half a slice of his beloved! :-)

Finally, we are still wondering how he did a good Giuliari after a meal of this size to go to relax even winning his match! Fairly reliable sources, however, told us that the victory came through the power acquired by the same anesthetic on that day ... the production of domestic gas given by lethal mix of kebabs and barricaded, with their subsequent deportation, led the field in the presence of a cloud and fiery to say the least soporific that you have a good game for the win!

Grande absent: Simone Buffa, lost somewhere in Asia. Finally

can not fail to thank all those who have participated and have worked for the success of this beautiful day spent in pleasure in a peaceful atmosphere of friendship and fun! :-)

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Free What Haircut Suits Me

From "Chinese bubble" to the horns. The bars of the Misunderstood Silvio

The gag on Rasmussen, Veronica and Cacciari. The Finns are outraged at the leaders 'seduced'

convinced that thanks to him that Italy is "the most friendly country in the world," Silvio Berlusconi has launched yesterday in one of the jokes that make people laugh a lot. And in the wake international diplomacy of the auction of two ministers as Umberto Bossi, Roberto Calderoli, who for years called the blacks 'bingo bongo' he hailed Barack Obama yesterday as one "that is also beautiful, young and tanned."

How to take it the next American president, which our Prime Minister had already offered to "advise" as used with the barbers' boy brush "is not known. Ever since he was little that feels like all the blacks jokes like: "chocolate" and "charcoal", "snowball" ... We had done the corn would not have reached the White House. Of course, if Knight wanted to "dramatize" the first comment of "his" Senate leader Maurizio Gasparri after the election ("Al Qaeda will be happy ') could not have chosen words more eccentric. Come to terms with the international context, it is likely that Obama will shrug: boh, Italian-style nonsense. To be taken so as representatives of the jokes on the vacuum cleaner camps, AIDS patients, the gays ... The important thing is not to take seriously those who said. Exactly what they have done in recent years, many major global players. Often displaced by the fate of a man who, according Giuliano Ferrara is "pop opera."

No one has ever been so pleased with himself, and so often "misunderstood" on the world stage. enough to remember when he told the European Parliament that would have brought a friend that ran a film about Nazi concentration camps to give Martin Schulz, the Socialist Party of kapo. Frost in the classroom. Discontinued after the surprise by screams of outrage. He said, "It was just a joke so you laughed the whole House. An observation of twenty seconds because I wanted to loosen the atmosphere ... The event was greatly inflated by the left. " In fact, he explained, "held the bank in Italy for decades jokes about the Holocaust. The Italians know jokes about tragedies to overcome ...». And then you still pissed more Jews. That difficult to be understood ... Did not understand when the EU foreign ministers at a meeting in Caceres gave the horns to a colleague during an official photo: "I wanted to make you laugh a nice group of young Boy Scout." Russian journalists did not understand the day, already burned by the number of journalists murdered in Moscow, were left stunned at the way you react to the question of a young reporter who had dared to ask Putin if he had an affair with a nice young lady: he pretended to wield a machine gun and give a hail. Denmark's Rasmussen did not understand when he explained that "the prime minister is also Europe's most beautiful ... I am thinking of introducing him to my wife, because it is very Cacciari's finest ... According to what you say around ... Poor woman. "

And then did not understand the Times reporter: "Halfway through the speech in Canada Chirac, Berlusconi stood up and began distributing watches to other leaders, with a delicious political defiance." Did not understand the Palestinians when he winked, "Arafat asked me to give him a TV for the Gaza Strip, will send the" Striscia la notizia "." And the reporter did not understand the Russian newspaper Kommersant during Putin and Berlusconi's visit to the establishment of Lipetsk Merloni: "The Italian prime minister was particularly active and it was clear that he had a goal: would not be happy if it had not been able to approach a group of workers. Then he turned to Putin: "I want to kiss the woman the best and most beautiful." He had already identified his victim. He approached a woman as big as the whole body with Sardinia and made a gesture typical of thugs in the dark hallways of the courts, when a girl who bother coming home. She hath been shunned in the past but Mr. Berlusconi must have experience with women, even faster than this: with two jumps he reached the girl and started kissing her shamelessly in the face. "

What's wrong? It is fanciful. But no: I do not understand. Like the time explained: "They accuse me of saying that the communists eat children: read the Black Book of Communism and you will discover that in Mao's China, the Communists did not eat children, but boiled them to fertilize the fields." He had never done! Immediate release of Chinese Foreign Ministry: "We are disappointed by these baseless claims. The words and actions of the Italian leaders should promote stability and development of friendly relations between China and Italy. " Ugh, it was a joke ... On food, then ... "Reshuffle? No thanks, I do not mind pasta ... Then, after the visit to Saudi Arabia, I only eat white rice ...». And it annoyed the Saudis. Ugh, how touchy ... The maximum gave the seat to the European food agency in Helsinki in danger of ending: "Parma is synonymous with good cuisine, while the Finns do not even know what prosciutto. How can we think to put this agency in a country that probably is very proud of reindeer or fish marinated Baltic with polenta? To lead the Agency in Parma I dusted off my playboy skills with Finnish President Tarja Halonen. And here is a diplomatic incident. With lots of protest and the official invitation of the Italian: How dare you? Immediate retaliation Finnish producers' associations, "Do not buy more Italian wines and oils." He said, "I made a joke of gallantry. There is a lack of sense of humor ...». After all it's international strategy. "Cazzeggiano strategy," we say. Mica understand them, certain reactions. He, when a vertex is the story that jumped out is if the dachshund mica is taken. He took off his shoe, put it on the table and showed it to all: "See? Not've got high heels. You paint me that way. "

Gian Antonio Stella

Friday, November 7, 2008

Catching Scabies From A Friend

gospel truth

"My father has the strength, I have gone through the hard struggles of the Fifties and Sixties, by law Tambroni a scam, when priests and police decided if you could work or if you had to be an unemployed person. I grew up in the midst of the scandals, the massacres, coup attempts and the sounds of the late 'Sixties. Then I swallowed the terrorism, the real and the secret services. They forced me to have sympathy for Moro, who up to that pallotole did not seem much better than his friends. I passed in front of ministers and bankers handcuffed. I have seen from the third world for the Italian Red Cross truck loads of holes in condoms and sour milk. For quite a while 'time television forced me to have a guest house in the venerable Gelli, Calvi and the late lamented Dr. Dr. Shroud: all robbers. I breathed the polvericci of bankruptcies, and for half a century the smoke machines Agnelli. Today m'affaccio more to the window. And 'the era of drug addicts in this and maybe I'll end my life. [...] Be careful not to shoot crap. Do not forget too quickly that only a few years ago you went to shit in the yard and there lavavate with buckets of cold water. Do not forget that an abscess was enough to go to another world. Do not forget to eat bread and onions and you were doing the coffee with chicory. [...] But what Paradise! Try instead to think what this could be Italy without drugs, without the mafia, no corruption, that work with hospitals, schools that work, the railways running. Think of an Italy with Tiber clean, with clear sea, with all the green spaces that the speculation deleted wild and disfigured. Try to think what could be nice to Sicily without the horrors that have been built along the coast. And Rome, look, go here, just outside the walls: there is a siege tower blocks of foul that never ends, amid the dirt and under the specter of the deadly drug. "
Who could give wrong Osvaldo . Those were gospel truth, tangible, living under their eyes. The only thing left to do was to finish his drink and go to bed like every night.

The short story in the collection of socialist The hypocritical stories , Vincenzo Cerami, Oscar Mondadori, 1991

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Reason Behind Volleyball Spandex

A quiet morning in Piazza Navona

something disturbing is happening in this period, beyond the controversy relating to specific topics (in this case the "Gelmini decree"), the behavior of institutions and government in particular is really concern, and smells of a story that has already served this country but perhaps too often forgotten.
few days ago ...
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''I like to give a notice to mariners, very simple: we will not allow to be occupied schools and universities'. Because 'the occupation of public places and not' a demonstration application of freedom ', not' a matter of democracy and 'violence against other students, to families, to the institutions in respect state. Convene today 'the interior minister and I will give' him detailed instructions on how to intervene with the police so that this could happen''

Silvio Berlusconi
Press Conference 22/10/2008


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'Maroni should do what I did when I was Minister of the Interior. First, let go of high school students, why do you think about what would happen if a boy remained killed or seriously injured ... Let them (the university, ed.) Police forces withdraw from the streets and universities, infiltrate the movement with provoking agents ready for anything, and leave it for ten days or so demonstrators devastate shops, set fire to the machines and put fire to the city. After that, the strong popular support, the sound of ambulance sirens must be higher than that of the car police and Carabinieri. In the sense that the police should not have pity and send them all to hospital. Do not stop, so that then the judges would call them now at liberty, but also those teachers beat them and beat them stir. Especially the teachers. I'm not saying the elderly, of course, but the teachers so girls ... This recipe is democratic: turn off the flame before the fire were blazing '.

Francesco Cossiga
Interview on National Newspaper of 10.23.2008


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A truck loaded with iron bars and in Piazza Navona was chaos
The anger of a teacher: those agents beat and silent
He looked like a quiet morning in the center of Rome. Nothing to do with the seventies. Shops open, groups of tourists, the market of Campo dei Fiori, full of people. Of course, there was a student demonstration to block traffic. 'But we are accustomed to going on two weeks' sighs an alert. At 11 you can hear the screams in a few minutes a wave of kids running away from Piazza Navona invade the stalls in Campo dei Fiori. They are small, fourteen years at the most frightened, red-faced. Before the Senate started the first charge of students of the right. Are arrived with a truck loaded with iron bars and sticks, mysteriously ignored by cordons of police. They put the head of the parade, Waving belts and sticks around. Surrounding a boy of thirteen or fourteen, and fill him with blows. The police, within walking distance, not moving. I'm sixty, have helmets and ski masks, big sticks and long, often handles of picks, covered with black adhesive and wrapped in tricolor. They scream 'Duce, Duce'. 'The school is cleaned up'. They claim to be students of the Students' Block, a small right-wing movement. They have between twenty and thirty years, but one that has the air of being the boss is on a forty, with a baseball cap. They are well organized by a paramilitary group, attacking in waves. Another charge affects a group of high school students of Virgil, De Chirico's art school and the University of Roma Tre. A young boy from a technical institute, Alessandro, was hit in the head, falls and throw kicks. 'Enough, enough, let's go to the police!' say the professors.
I follow the squad that goes before the Senate and met the Chief Executive. 'You can not sit still while they beat my students!' protest a lady with white hair. A student raises his voice: 'And tell that protects them, you want the fighting!'. The officer yells, 'Learn as education, child!'. The teacher insisted: 'Do your job, stop the violence'. The official response: 'But those are the ones that do violence to the left'. There is an uprising of the squad: 'Left? With swastikas? '. The white-haired professor exhibits a large crucifix around his neck, 'I'm Catholic. Been teaching for 32 years and I never saw an action of violence by my students. There are people with the bars that beat defenseless children. What does it matter if they are right or left? It is a crime and you must take action '. The official meanwhile has spotted a video camera and his notebook: 'I never said those are left'. Monica, a student of Rome: 'But they just heard it all! Who thinks he is, Berlusconi? '. 'You see how they respond?' Laura tells me, of Economics. 'They want to pass the same equation mob of students left'. The teacher called Rosa Raciti, teaches high school art De Chirico, and fear: 'I feel responsible. I did not want to come, then the students have asked me to accompany them. Come on, I said jokingly that you do not even know where the Senate. Seemed a good thing, finally talking about serious problems. Many had never been in an event, it seemed a civil baptism. Other than civil! It was a merry procession, peaceful, until I got those with helmets and sticks. Under the eyes of the police. One thing to induce vomiting. You have to write it. Although, I tell the truth, if I had not seen, but only read in the paper, there would never have believed '. At a quarter to twelve other start screaming before the Senate. Francesco Cossiga is coming. 'He is happy, eh?' yells in his face an aging professor. On Monday, the president emeritus gave the line, in an interview with National Newspaper: 'Maroni should do what I did when I was Minister of the Interior (...) infiltrated the movement with agents ready for anything, and let for ten days the demonstrators devastate the city. After that, the strong popular support, the sound of ambulance sirens must be higher than that of the police cars. Law enforcement should massacre the demonstrators without pity and send them all to hospital. Beaten, everyone, including teachers who incite them. Maybe not the elderly, but the teachers girls yes'. It's almost noon, a dozen helmets blacks remains isolated from others, in the clashes. To meet the comrades undertaking an unusual, leaves the side of Piazza Navona, sticks in hand through the police cordon, undisturbed, and returned to square away from Agonale. I decide to follow them but I was stopped by a policeman. 'Where do you go?'. I realize to be devoid of bar, then suspicious. While checking the journalist card, I note that I have just gone in the wind. The beat cop is memorable: 'We have not noticed'. Part of a group of officials from the signal. A police officer says at one another: 'Coming those pieces of shit communists!'. The other replies: 'Then you go to the streets to protect us?'. 'Yes, but not now'. Skip Vice Quaestor: 'A few rumors, the visors down!'. Calanus visors and wait. Five minutes. Five minutes in which case the pandemonium in the streets. A group of four left, a mixture of students and people of the wisdom of the social centers, Piazza Navona bursts in and goes against the handful of Block Student, concentrated in the bottom of the square. In the path take the chairs and tables outside the bar, lowering the gate, and hurl them against those on the right. Only then, after five minutes of beating, and five minutes of fighting are not few, overlooks the police. It cordon around sixty Block Student, rejects the onslaught of leftist students. At the end of fifteen stops neo-fascists, who were taking the kids to throw a bolt. A group of students approaching the police to ask why the strange behavior. They have their arms raised, they have neither helmets nor bottles. The first student, Stephen, a Wave of Political Science, is hit with a truncheon blows to the neck (eventually in the hospital) and the peaceful protest retracts. At noon and half on the battlefield were two boys with his head in his hands stained with blood, smashed chairs, coffee table and cripple a large wooden Pinocchio without a leg, taken from the window a toy store and used as a weapon. Duccio, a physics student I met in employment, tense wanders in search of her younger brother. 'I know it's over, now it's over. And if not today, tomorrow. Would you like to organize peaceful protests, to let ideas come, the lessons in the streets, torchlight processions, sit in on the flower children. Do you want to reject the political exploitation, to want to think about concrete things. From tonight the news programs will be discussed only accident, day after day will, however, the idea that students want the casino. This method Cossiga. They're screwing up '.

Curzio Maltese
www.repubblica.it of 10/30/2008